Incantantions

"I'd like to be a wizard, like on Waverly Place

With hard work my dreams I'd not have to chase."

Darn, that didn't work. Sometimes I wish magic were real. Hard work isn't all it's cracked up to be, sometimes it's really... well, it's really hard. Imagine that, right? I've been working my tail off EVERY day on the stationary bike. I only lost 5 pounds this past week. While I realize 5 pounds is nothing to scoff at, it's still not fast enough. I wish it could be as simple as "a size medium I'd like to get, shred all this fat and make me fit."  Then of course I'd have to say "a fabulous wardrobe shall be mine, every day I'll be looking fine!" Last but not least I'd wave my wand and "a great job I'd like to obtain, making a wonderful life easy to sustain."
See, I'd bee a really good wizard/witch with incantations par to none! I'd even have a few for the planet... "A place of peace I'd like to give for everyone to live and let live." Of course I'd say "for everyone a spirit of green, make this planet nice and clean." Yeah, there's no argument how awesome of a wizard I'd be.
Unfortunately, none of this will ever happen from magic. It's gonna take hard work, there's no little spells around that.
Head out of clouds and feet on the ground, guess it's time to buckle down.