I have a problem

Let me state before starting that unless you personally, this is probably going to sound pretty conceited. With the disclaimer out of the way, let's dig in shall we?

I have a real big problem. I make people fall in love with me I think. The fact that I genuinely care about other people's hearts, even people whom I barely know anything about, gets me into a lot of trouble. A lot of people care about other people's hearts, I definitely don't think I'm the only one. But I do think the genuine care is such a rare commodity it makes you feel things at a much more advanced rate than if I didn't care as much.
I wear my heart on my sleeve, and maybe because I desire to be in love so much I just attract anyone, within a few hundred mile radius of me, who just wants to be in love without following all the rules.
There are rules to follow, certain steps that need to take place in order for deep and meaningful love to take place.

1. You have to actually spend time with the person, in person I might add, before you say you love them. That's just the way it works, there's no way of telling if the other person is really feeling you or if they are lying to you or any number of things until you are in person.
2. Knowing that my favorite color is yellow, knowing that being called princess really makes me swoon, and knowing that I prefer pearls to diamonds does not make you a me expert. I'm not even a me expert. It's the very beginning of knowledge about me, and there is a whole journey of knowledge for you to take before you can proclaim your love for me.
3. Due to a past relationship, quickly professed intentions REALLY freak me out. Not in a terrible way, just in a way that makes me want to back away from you rather than move forward with you.
   

So guys, as much as I appreciate you thinking you can leave your hearts with me and believing that they are safe, I don't want them yet. Honestly, when it comes to love I bet you never thought you'd hear me say slow down. Well I'm not just saying it - I'M SCREAMING IT AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. Slow down. If it's true love then guess what, you have forever. I don't need your allusions to saying that you love me the second time you happen to catch me on IM. Comprende? Que bueno!